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Part XLV
The Epitaph
Here lies, now a prey to insulting neglect,
What once was a butterfly, gay in life`s beam:
Want only of wisdom denied her respect,
Want only of goodness denied her esteem.
Pinned To Mrs. Walter Riddell`s Carriage
If you rattle along like your Mistress` tongue,
Your speed will outrival the dart;
But a fly for your load, you`ll break down on the road,
If your stuff be as rotten`s her heart.
Epitaph For Mr. Walter Riddell
Sic a reptile was Wat, sic a miscreant slave,
That the worms ev`n damn`d him when laid in his grave;
"In his flesh there`s a famine," a starved reptile cries,
"And his heart is rank poison!" another replies.
Epistle From Esopus To Maria
From those drear solitudes and frowsy cells,
Where Infamy with sad Repentance dwells;
Where turnkeys make the jealous portal fast,
And deal from iron hands the spare repast;
Where truant `prentices, yet young in sin,
Blush at the curious stranger peeping in;
Where strumpets, relics of the drunken roar,
Resolve to drink, nay, half, to whore, no more;
Where tiny thieves not destin`d yet to swing,
Beat hemp for others, riper for the string:
From these dire scenes my wretched lines I date,
To tell Maria her Esopus` fate.
"Alas! I feel I am no actor here!"
`Tis real hangmen real scourges bear!
Prepare Maria, for a horrid tale
Will turn thy very rouge to deadly pale;
Will make thy hair, tho` erst from gipsy poll`d,
By barber woven, and by barber sold,
Though twisted smooth with Harry`s nicest care,
Like hoary bristles to erect and stare.
The hero of the mimic scene, no more
I start in Hamlet, in Othello roar;
Or, haughty Chieftain, `mid the din of arms
In Highland Bonnet, woo Malvina`s charms;
While sans-culottes stoop up the mountain high,
And steal from me Maria`s prying eye.
Blest Highland bonnet! once my proudest dress,
Now prouder still, Maria`s temples press;
I see her wave thy towering plumes afar,
And call each coxcomb to the wordy war:
I see her face the first of Ireland`s sons,
And even out-Irish his Hibernian bronze;
The crafty Colonel leaves the tartan`d lines,
For other wars, where he a hero shines:
The hopeful youth, in Scottish senate bred,
Who owns a Bushby`s heart without the head,
Comes `mid a string of coxcombs, to display
That veni, vidi, vici, is his way:
The shrinking Bard adown the alley skulks,
And dreads a meeting worse than Woolwich hulks:
Though there, his heresies in Church and State
Might well award him Muir and Palmer`s fate:
Still she undaunted reels and rattles on,
And dares the public like a noontide sun.
What scandal called Maria`s jaunty stagger
The ricket reeling of a crooked swagger?
Whose spleen (e`en worse than Burns` venom, when
He dips in gall unmix`d his eager pen,
And pours his vengeance in the burning line,)-
Who christen`d thus Maria`s lyre-divine
The idiot strum of Vanity bemus`d,
And even the abuse of Poesy abus`d?-
Who called her verse a Parish Workhouse, made
For motley foundling Fancies, stolen or strayed?
A Workhouse! ah, that sound awakes my woes,
And pillows on the thorn my rack`d repose!
In durance vile here must I wake and weep,
And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep;
That straw where many a rogue has lain of yore,
And vermin`d gipsies litter`d heretofore.
Why, Lonsdale, thus thy wrath on vagrants pour?
Must earth no rascal save thyself endure?
Must thou alone in guilt immortal swell,
And make a vast monopoly of hell?
Thou know`st the Virtues cannot hate thee worse;
The Vices also, must they club their curse?
Or must no tiny sin to others fall,
Because thy guilt`s supreme enough for all?
Maria, send me too thy griefs and cares;
In all of thee sure thy Esopus shares.
As thou at all mankind the flag unfurls,
Who on my fair one Satire`s vengeance hurls-
Who calls thee, pert, affected, vain coquette,
A wit in folly, and a fool in wit!
Who says that fool alone is not thy due,
And quotes thy treacheries to prove it true!
Our force united on thy foes we`ll turn,
And dare the war with all of woman born:
For who can write and speak as thou and I?
My periods that deciphering defy,
And thy still matchless tongue that conquers all reply!
Epitaph On A Noted Coxcomb
Capt. Wm. Roddirk, of Corbiston.
Light lay the earth on Billy`s breast,
His chicken heart so tender;
But build a castle on his head,
His scull will prop it under.
On Capt. Lascelles
When Lascelles thought fit from this world to depart,
Some friends warmly thought of embalming his heart;
A bystander whispers- "Pray don`t make so much o`t,
The subject is poison, no reptile will touch it."
On Wm. Graham, Esq., Of Mossknowe
"Stop thief!" dame Nature call`d to Death,
As Willy drew his latest breath;
How shall I make a fool again?
My choicest model thou hast ta`en.
On John Bushby, Esq., Tinwald Downs
Here lies John Bushby-honest man,
Cheat him, Devil-if you can!
Sonnet On The Death Of Robert Riddell
Of Glenriddell and Friars` Carse.
No more, ye warblers of the wood! no more;
Nor pour your descant grating on my soul;
Thou young-eyed Spring! gay in thy verdant stole,
More welcome were to me grim Winter`s wildest roar.
How can ye charm, ye flowers, with all your dyes?
Ye blow upon the sod that wraps my friend!
How can I to the tuneful strain attend?
That strain flows round the untimely tomb where Riddell lies.
Yes, pour, ye warblers! pour the notes of woe,
And soothe the Virtues weeping o`er his bier:
The man of worth-and hath not left his peer!
Is in his "narrow house," for ever darkly low.
Thee, Spring! again with joy shall others greet;
Me, memory of my loss will only meet.
The Lovely Lass O` Inverness
The lovely lass o` Inverness,
Nae joy nor pleasure can she see;
For, e`en to morn she cries, alas!
And aye the saut tear blin`s her e`e.
"Drumossie moor, Drumossie day-
A waefu` day it was to me!
For there I lost my father dear,
My father dear, and brethren three.
"Their winding-sheet the bluidy clay,
Their graves are growin` green to see;
And by them lies the dearest lad
That ever blest a woman`s e`e!
"Now wae to thee, thou cruel lord,
A bluidy man I trow thou be;
For mony a heart thou has made sair,
That ne`er did wrang to thine or thee!"
Charlie, He`s My Darling
`Twas on a Monday morning,
Right early in the year,
That Charlie came to our town,
The young Chevalier.
Chorus-An` Charlie, he`s my darling,
My darling, my darling,
Charlie, he`s my darling,
The young Chevalier.
As he was walking up the street,
The city for to view,
O there he spied a bonie lass
The window looking through,
An` Charlie, &c.
Sae light`s he jumped up the stair,
And tirl`d at the pin;
And wha sae ready as hersel`
To let the laddie in.
An` Charlie, &c.
He set his Jenny on his knee,
All in his Highland dress;
For brawly weel he ken`d the way
To please a bonie lass.
An` Charlie, &c.
It`s up yon heathery mountain,
An` down yon scroggie glen,
We daur na gang a milking,
For Charlie and his men,
An` Charlie, &c.
Bannocks O` Bear Meal
Chorus-Bannocks o` bear meal,
Bannocks o` barley,
Here`s to the Highlandman`s
Bannocks o` barley!
Wha, in a brulyie, will
First cry a parley?
Never the lads wi` the
Bannocks o` barley,
Bannocks o` bear meal, &c.
Wha, in his wae days,
Were loyal to Charlie?
Wha but the lads wi` the
Bannocks o` barley!
Bannocks o` bear meal, &c.
The Highland Balou
Hee balou, my sweet wee Donald,
Picture o` the great Clanronald;
Brawlie kens our wanton Chief
Wha gat my young Highland thief.
Leeze me on thy bonie craigie,
An` thou live, thou`ll steal a naigie,
Travel the country thro` and thro`,
And bring hame a Carlisle cow.
Thro` the Lawlands, o`er the Border,
Weel, my babie, may thou furder!
Herry the louns o` the laigh Countrie,
Syne to the Highlands hame to me.
The Highland Widow`s Lament
Oh I am come to the low Countrie,
Ochon, Ochon, Ochrie!
Without a penny in my purse,
To buy a meal to me.
It was na sae in the Highland hills,
Ochon, Ochon, Ochrie!
Nae woman in the Country wide,
Sae happy was as me.
For then I had a score o`kye,
Ochon, Ochon, Ochrie!
Feeding on you hill sae high,
And giving milk to me.
And there I had three score o`yowes,
Ochon, Ochon, Ochrie!
Skipping on yon bonie knowes,
And casting woo` to me.
I was the happiest of a` the Clan,
Sair, sair, may I repine;
For Donald was the brawest man,
And Donald he was mine.
Till Charlie Stewart cam at last,
Sae far to set us free;
My Donald`s arm was wanted then,
For Scotland and for me.
Their waefu` fate what need I tell,
Right to the wrang did yield;
My Donald and his Country fell,
Upon Culloden field.
Oh I am come to the low Countrie,
Ochon, Ochon, Ochrie!
Nae woman in the warld wide,
Sae wretched now as me.
It Was A` For Our Rightfu` King
It was a` for our rightfu` King
We left fair Scotland`s strand;
It was a` for our rightfu` King
We e`er saw Irish land, my dear,
We e`er saw Irish land.
Now a` is done that men can do,
And a` is done in vain;
My Love and Native Land fareweel,
For I maun cross the main, my dear,
For I maun cross the main.
He turn`d him right and round about,
Upon the Irish shore;
And gae his bridle reins a shake,
With adieu for evermore, my dear,
And adiue for evermore.
The soger frae the wars returns,
The sailor frae the main;
But I hae parted frae my Love,
Never to meet again, my dear,
Never to meet again.
When day is gane, and night is come,
And a` folk bound to sleep;
I think on him that`s far awa,
The lee-lang night, and weep, my dear,
The lee-lang night, and weep.
Ode For General Washington`s Birthday
No Spartan tube, no Attic shell,
No lyre Aeolian I awake;
`Tis liberty`s bold note I swell,
Thy harp, Columbia, let me take!
See gathering thousands, while I sing,
A broken chain exulting bring,
And dash it in a tyrant`s face,
And dare him to his very beard,
And tell him he no more is feared-
No more the despot of Columbia`s race!
A tyrant`s proudest insults brav`d,
They shout-a People freed! They hail an Empire saved.
Where is man`s god-like form?
Where is that brow erect and bold-
That eye that can unmov`d behold
The wildest rage, the loudest storm
That e`er created fury dared to raise?
Avaunt! thou caitiff, servile, base,
That tremblest at a despot`s nod,
Yet, crouching under the iron rod,
Canst laud the hand that struck th` insulting blow!
Art thou of man`s Imperial line?
Dost boast that countenance divine?
Each skulking feature answers, No!
But come, ye sons of Liberty,
Columbia`s offspring, brave as free,
In danger`s hour still flaming in the van,
Ye know, and dare maintain, the Royalty of Man!
Alfred! on thy starry throne,
Surrounded by the tuneful choir,
The bards that erst have struck the patriot lyre,
And rous`d the freeborn Briton`s soul of fire,
No more thy England own!
Dare injured nations form the great design,
To make detested tyrants bleed?
Thy England execrates the glorious deed!
Beneath her hostile banners waving,
Every pang of honour braving,
England in thunder calls, "The tyrant`s cause is mine!"
That hour accurst how did the fiends rejoice
And hell, thro` all her confines, raise the exulting voice,
That hour which saw the generous English name
Linkt with such damned deeds of everlasting shame!
Thee, Caledonia! thy wild heaths among,
Fam`d for the martial deed, the heaven-taught song,
To thee I turn with swimming eyes;
Where is that soul of Freedom fled?
Immingled with the mighty dead,
Beneath that hallow`d turf where Wallace lies
Hear it not, Wallace! in thy bed of death.
Ye babbling winds! in silence sweep,
Disturb not ye the hero`s sleep,
Nor give the coward secret breath!
Is this the ancient Caledonian form,
Firm as the rock, resistless as the storm?
Show me that eye which shot immortal hate,
Blasting the despot`s proudest bearing;
Show me that arm which, nerv`d with thundering fate,
Crush`d Usurpation`s boldest daring!-
Dark-quench`d as yonder sinking star,
No more that glance lightens afar;
That palsied arm no more whirls on the waste of war.
Inscription To Miss Graham Of Fintry
Here, where the Scottish Muse immortal lives,
In sacred strains and tuneful numbers joined,
Accept the gift; though humble he who gives,
Rich is the tribute of the grateful mind.
So may no ruffian-feeling in my breast,
Discordant, jar thy bosom-chords among;
But Peace attune thy gentle soul to rest,
Or Love, ecstatic, wake his seraph song,
Or Pity`s notes, in luxury of tears,
As modest Want the tale of woe reveals;
While conscious Virtue all the strains endears,
And heaven-born Piety her sanction seals.
On The Seas And Far Away
tune-"O`er the hills and far away."
How can my poor heart be glad,
When absent from my sailor lad;
How can I the thought forego-
He`s on the seas to meet the foe?
Let me wander, let me rove,
Still my heart is with my love;
Nightly dreams, and thoughts by day,
Are with him that`s far away.
Chorus.-On the seas and far away,
On stormy seas and far away;
Nightly dreams and thoughts by day,
Are aye with him that`s far away.
When in summer noon I faint,
As weary flocks around me pant,
Haply in this scorching sun,
My sailor`s thund`ring at his gun;
Bullets, spare my only joy!
Bullets, spare my darling boy!
Fate, do with me what you may,
Spare but him that`s far away,
On the seas and far away,
On stormy seas and far away;
Fate, do with me what you may,
Spare but him that`s far away.
At the starless, midnight hour
When Winter rules with boundless power,
As the storms the forests tear,
And thunders rend the howling air,
Listening to the doubling roar,
Surging on the rocky shore,
All I can-I weep and pray
For his weal that`s far away,
On the seas and far away,
On stormy seas and far away;
All I can-I weep and pray,
For his weal that`s far away.
Peace, thy olive wand extend,
And bid wild War his ravage end,
Man with brother Man to meet,
And as a brother kindly greet;
Then may heav`n with prosperous gales,
Fill my sailor`s welcome sails;
To my arms their charge convey,
My dear lad that`s far away.
On the seas and far away,
On stormy seas and far away;
To my arms their charge convey,
My dear lad that`s far away.
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